Ultimate Creepers
Feel it in the roots of your teeth!
1. I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U.
2. Does this smell like chloroform?
3. Walk up to someone, check their clothes' tag and say "Just what I thought, made in Heaven."
4. I'm the new milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
5. I'm new to this area, can you show me how to get to your house?
6. Can I wait for you in my car or will the closet suffice?
7. You remind me of Pokemon. I wanna pikachu. I also want to keep you in a giant plastic ball in my basement.
8. I've been whomping my willow thinking about you.
9. You're body is a Wonderland, and I want to be Alice.
10. Let's make like a fabric softener and Snuggle.
11. Do you know karate? Because your body is really kicking.
12. You look so sweet, you're giving me a toothache.
13. You got something on your chest: my eyes.
14. Do you want to make millions? Millions of babies!
15. If I flip a coin, what's the chance I'll get head?
16. I wish you were DSL, so I could get high speed access.
17. I want to bag you like some groceries.
18. If you're left leg was Thanksgiving, and your right was Christmas, would you mind if I visited you between the holidays?
19. Do you clean your clothes with Windex? (awkward pause) Because I see myself in your pants.
20. If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
21. I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true.
22. Baby I’ll treat you like my homework — I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long.
23. Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!
24. What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
25. You have nicer legs than an Isosceles right triangle.
26. If I was sin^2 and you were cos^2 together we would be 1.
27. Let’s meet somewhere… you bring your beaker and I’ll bring my stirring rod.
28. Baby, you’re so gneiss I’ll never take you for granite.
29. Newton’s Law of universal gravitation says you're attracted to me.
30. The product of our reaction would be a white precipitant.
31. You know what they say, baby… subduction leads to orogeny. How about we go back to my place and make the bedrock?
32. Do you want an Australian kiss? It's a French kiss down under.
33. Are you part of team rocket? Because every time I see you I think I'm blasting off again.
34. Is that a Ditto in your pocket? Because I see myself in your pants.
35. That shirt/dress/etc. is very becoming on you. But of course if I were on you, I'd be cumming too.
36. Cummingtonite?
37. You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
38. Are you from Heaven? Because I have an erection.
39. Those are nice shoes. They'd look better in my pants.
40. Do you work at subway? Because you're giving me a foot-long.
41. Do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.
42. Are you going to the BBQ? *When they ask what BBQ reply* My meat in your grill.
43. Can I double stuff your oreo?
44. Do you have any raisins? *Pause* How about a date?
45. They call me coffee because I grind so fine.
46. Do you eat Lucky Charms? Because you're looking magically delicious.
47. You must be tired. Because you've been running through my mind all day.
48. Screw me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met before.
49. Forgive me for being forward, but do you mind if I chew on your butt?
50. Girl you smell like fritos. That's why I'm giving you this hungry stare.
51. The human body has 206 bones. When I'm with you, I have 207.
2. Does this smell like chloroform?
3. Walk up to someone, check their clothes' tag and say "Just what I thought, made in Heaven."
4. I'm the new milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
5. I'm new to this area, can you show me how to get to your house?
6. Can I wait for you in my car or will the closet suffice?
7. You remind me of Pokemon. I wanna pikachu. I also want to keep you in a giant plastic ball in my basement.
8. I've been whomping my willow thinking about you.
9. You're body is a Wonderland, and I want to be Alice.
10. Let's make like a fabric softener and Snuggle.
11. Do you know karate? Because your body is really kicking.
12. You look so sweet, you're giving me a toothache.
13. You got something on your chest: my eyes.
14. Do you want to make millions? Millions of babies!
15. If I flip a coin, what's the chance I'll get head?
16. I wish you were DSL, so I could get high speed access.
17. I want to bag you like some groceries.
18. If you're left leg was Thanksgiving, and your right was Christmas, would you mind if I visited you between the holidays?
19. Do you clean your clothes with Windex? (awkward pause) Because I see myself in your pants.
20. If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
21. I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true.
22. Baby I’ll treat you like my homework — I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long.
23. Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!
24. What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
25. You have nicer legs than an Isosceles right triangle.
26. If I was sin^2 and you were cos^2 together we would be 1.
27. Let’s meet somewhere… you bring your beaker and I’ll bring my stirring rod.
28. Baby, you’re so gneiss I’ll never take you for granite.
29. Newton’s Law of universal gravitation says you're attracted to me.
30. The product of our reaction would be a white precipitant.
31. You know what they say, baby… subduction leads to orogeny. How about we go back to my place and make the bedrock?
32. Do you want an Australian kiss? It's a French kiss down under.
33. Are you part of team rocket? Because every time I see you I think I'm blasting off again.
34. Is that a Ditto in your pocket? Because I see myself in your pants.
35. That shirt/dress/etc. is very becoming on you. But of course if I were on you, I'd be cumming too.
36. Cummingtonite?
37. You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
38. Are you from Heaven? Because I have an erection.
39. Those are nice shoes. They'd look better in my pants.
40. Do you work at subway? Because you're giving me a foot-long.
41. Do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.
42. Are you going to the BBQ? *When they ask what BBQ reply* My meat in your grill.
43. Can I double stuff your oreo?
44. Do you have any raisins? *Pause* How about a date?
45. They call me coffee because I grind so fine.
46. Do you eat Lucky Charms? Because you're looking magically delicious.
47. You must be tired. Because you've been running through my mind all day.
48. Screw me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met before.
49. Forgive me for being forward, but do you mind if I chew on your butt?
50. Girl you smell like fritos. That's why I'm giving you this hungry stare.
51. The human body has 206 bones. When I'm with you, I have 207.