Ultimate Creepers
Feel it in the roots of your teeth!
Tip No. 1: Nothing is awkward unless you make it awkward. Just do it!
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Tip No. 2: Make sure your daughter grows up to be like Snooki.
Tip No. 3: When talking about the "Wild fandango" make sure to say the "S word" in a creepy voice and move your hips awkwardly from side to side while tracing the letter 's' in the air.
Tip No. 4: Everywhere you go, make sure to wear skinny ties, and always have long greasy hair.
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Tip No. 5: When you like someone stalk them, their friends, and their family on facebook.
Tip No. 6: At every opportune moment make animal noises at people.
Tip No. 7: Constantly make that's what she said jokes at people, especially at really awkward moments.
Tip No. 8: When you see someone you've stalked on facebook, go up to them and start a conversation about their recent status updates.
Tip No. 9: Stare at people intently from across the room. Do it for a really long time, and continue doing it after they notice you.
Tip No. 10: While passing out papers in class, say "I've got to change these sheets" then proceed to say "that's what I did last night"
Tip No. 11: Wink. Wink a lot at people- across the room, right in front of them, at awkward moments, all the time!
Tip No. 12: Take pictures of people from afar. Please send your pictures to the email address so they can be displayed on the picture web page.
Tip No. 13: Smile awkwardly every time you say something to someone else.
Tip No. 14: Walk just behind someone's shoulder for a considerable distance until they notice you.
Tip No. 15: Go to McDonald's and smile at the workers behind their backs.
Tip No. 17: Name stores after your last name if it is Pedophile or Raper.
Tip No. 16: Do lots of inappropriate things with your tongue at every opportune moment.
Tip No. 18: Whenever you see small children, talk in a Herbert the Pervert voice and say "Little Boy/Girl, come over here."
Tip No. 19: Say really awkward pick-up lines to people. Look at the pick up line page for some examples.
Tip No. 20: While driving or riding in a vehicle, smile and wave awkwardly at people in other vehicles.
Tip No. 21: While walking behind people make moaning and groaning noises.
Tip No. 22: Talk to yourself. Pretend to have an imaginary friend and talk to them about people you see while they're in earshot.
Tip No 23: When you like someone, find out where they live and drive past their house slowly several times.
Tip No. 25: Do the creep!
Tip No. 24: Group grind on random people at dances and clubs.
Tip No. 27: Sing and act out this song on lonely nights.
Tip No. 28: If you ever want to send someone a creepy or awkward text message look on this website for inspiration.
Tip No. 29: Dance around poles at every opportune moment. It really gets the people going.
Tip No. 30: Listen to Jon Lajoie's songs "Show me your genitals", "E=mcvagina" and "I kill people" for some inspiration to sing to the ladies in your life.
Tip No. 31: Effect eyebrow raising enhances every awkward moment.
Tip No. 30: Listen to Jon Lajoie's songs "Show me your genitals", "E=mcvagina" and "I kill people" for some inspiration to sing to the ladies in your life.
Tip No. 31: Effect eyebrow raising enhances every awkward moment.